It’s Saturday Night, Folks! Avoid ‘Naughty’ Sex Tips Involving Doughnuts, Forks.

 

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Are you hoping for some special cuddles tonight? Maureen O’Connor from NY Magazine wrote in defense of noisy sex this week. Don’t worry about the neighbours, she advises. Have yourself a fine old time, should one be in the offing.

Noisy sex may not be appropriate every time — perhaps you are saving your vocal chords for an upcoming operetta — but it is a reasonable and relatively harmless enhancement.

Also, not sexually specific, but good life advice, nonetheless: O’Connor says not to shout “J’accuse!” at a stranger who farts. I will not be making that mistake again.

More hints! Some ‘naughty tips’  to avoid:

  • “‘slip a doughnut around his penis and eat it off.”
  • “Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects.”
  • “Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”

All of these tips are from Cosmo. Where else? Read the full list here.

And finally, if you’re unsure, a word from Science:

Happy Saturday night!

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